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Dang it Barbie,
This morning instead of receiving my two asos orders as expected, I received only one of mine and somebody elses order. So I’m like “Fuuuck.” I can just tell this is going to take a million years to sort out. I just want my shorts! (Although this girl has a cute sense of fashion, I was actually looking at the same dress last week but decided I couldn’t afford it…we’re the same size also. But I still want all my stuff!)
It looks like Australia Post have stuck the wrong sticker on the wrong parcel, so I rang them and they said ring the Australia Australasian Post Services because they’re the ones who do the sticking of the stickers, it’s their fault and we can’t do anything about it.
I rang them and they said well post the wrong one back to us and we’ll put an enquiry in at Australia Post about your parcel. So then I’m like -_- thanks.
Then I found the girl the order was originally addressed to on facebook and messaged her to see a) if it’s the right girl, but she has a pretty one off name haha, b) if she got my order instead of hers, and c) if so did she want to just do a quick swap because it will prbly be heaps quicker then dealing with everyone else. Awaiting reply from her…probably won’t get one because I creeped her out knowing her full name, address and internet purchase history but whatevs. Then the receptionist was like “Errr as if she’d send it to you! She’ll be like yeah sure I’ll post it to you, then she won’t actually post it to you and she has her dress and your leather shorts, your two t-shirts and your necklace. She’s not going to send it to you, no one is that honest these days.” And I was like “…but I am” )’:
And THEN she said she used to work at Australia Post and that IF I ever got my goods back (going through them, not the girl) it will be about 3-6 months down the track and that I should email asos.com and be like “Oi where’s my shit? This ain’t mine! I want my shit!” just to cover all areas and they’ll probably just send me new stuff out.
So I emailed their “Customer Care”, told them all the troubles of my world, asked them what do I do with this girls stuff and where’s my order? and I just got back some generic email instructing me on how to send back faulty goods from inside or outside the UK.
hfjgkskjghkjsdfgfh. They’re not faulty, theyre just not mine. Where the fuck are mine? I just want my shit!
Now I don’t know if I should send the wrong order to asos, the Australasian Post Service or this girl if she replys. And I’ll probably never get my stuff. Cool beans.
Officially the worst girlfriend ever…
I miss the spark…
Maybe all I really want is a good fight, someone other than myself making me feel like shit for a change.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
